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Want to Improve Your Workouts? Watch Porno Before You Hit the Gym
 
"Getting in better shape" is the most popular New Year's resolution in the country. And we've got a KILLER tip to help you achieve that.
 
 
--According to a new study, you'll get the most out of your workouts if you WATCH PORNO before you hit the gym.
 
 
--Researchers in the U.K. figured it out by having professional rugby players watch different types of video before their training sessions.
 
 
--After watching an EROTIC clip or an AGGRESSIVE clip . . . like a UFC fight . . . the players reported stronger training sessions. Funny or motivational clips helped too, but not as much.
 
 
--Watching sad clips had a negative effect on the workouts.
 
 
--The researchers only tested this on men, so they can't say whether watching porno will lead to better workouts for women.
 
 
--But remember, this is about building up testosterone . . . so when you watch the porno, you HAVE to keep your hands off yourself, or else you won't get the proper effect.
 
Let me know if any of these work...

 

The Top Four Tips for Getting Out of a Ticket
 
Just about everyone has gotten a parking ticket or a speeding ticket at some point. So "Men's Health" talked to experts and came up with a guide to help you get out of your NEXT one. Here are their top four tips.
 
 
 
If You Get a Parking Ticket:
 
 
#1.) Make Sure It's 100% Accurate. Some people don't realize that even if one small piece of information is wrong, it can make a ticket invalid.
 
 
--Here are the specific things you need to check: The make of the vehicle, the license plate number, the time and date, and the address they wrote down.
 
 
--If any of those are wrong . . . or if the officer forgot to sign the ticket . . . you can probably challenge it and win.
 
 
#2.) Challenge It, Even If You're in the Wrong. Traffic courts are always busy, and they want to keep as many people from showing up as possible.
 
 
--So even if they don't dismiss the entire ticket, they'll most likely lower the fine. 
 
 
 
If You Get Pulled Over for Speeding:
 
 
#1.) Don't Try to Cry Your Way Out of It. If you're a guy, you obviously shouldn't even ATTEMPT it. If you're a woman, don't do it unless you're sure you can pull it off.
 
 
--Sometimes crying works, but most of the time the cop knows you're just trying to manipulate him. And if that's the case, you'll DEFINITELY get a ticket.
 
 
#2.) If You Were Speeding, Admit It. Cops hear the same excuses all the time, and they're really good at spotting a liar. So if you WERE speeding, just fess up.
 
 
--They hear so many lies, it's actually refreshing when someone's honest, so they might let you off with a warning. Whatever you do, don't argue . . . even if you're SURE you weren't speeding. It won't do any good.
 
 
--But it does help to be as prepared as possible. For example, cops hate it when they have to stand there and wait because you can't find your registration. So in the interest of not annoying him, make sure you know where it is.
 
 
--Just don't put him on edge by reaching in your glove box before he gets to the car. Instead, keep your hands on the steering wheel, and if it's dark out, turn on your light.
 
 
--He'll appreciate the fact that you're being considerate, and he might go easy on you.
Keep Our Servicemen and Women in your Prayers...

 

1,836 American Soldiers Have Died In Afghanistan
 
 
 • 1,836 American soldiers have died in the war in Afghanistan.
 
      
 • 14,837 American soldiers have been wounded in the war in Afghanistan.
 
 
 • We've lost ONE more soldier in Afghanistan as of Tuesday, November 15th.
 
 
 
 • 4,485 American soldiers have died in the war in Iraq.
 
 
 • 32,224 American soldiers have been wounded in the war in Iraq.
 
 
 • We haven't lost a soldier in Iraq since Monday, November 7th.
 
 
 • The war in Afghanistan is the longest war in U.S. history.
 
 
 • A record-breaking 245 American soldiers killed themselves in 2009. (CNN)
 
 
 • More U.S. soldiers are dying from drug overdose, suicide, murder, and accidents than from combat. (PoliticsDaily.com)
 
 
 • At least 103,536 Iraqi civilians have been killed. (IraqBodyCount.org)
 
 
 • 2.8 million Iraqis have been displaced. (Internal Displacement Monitoring Center)
 
 
 • We've spent $803 billion waging the war in Iraq, and $475 billion in Afghanistan.
 
 
 • It costs $390,000 to deploy a soldier for one year. (Congressional Research Service)
 



 

 
Pinewood Derby Dream Car

Pinewood Derby Car Designs

See if your Wife buys this...

 

Want to Improve Your Workouts? Watch Porno Before You Hit the Gym
 
"Getting in better shape" is the most popular New Year's resolution in the country. And we've got a KILLER tip to help you achieve that.
 
 
--According to a new study, you'll get the most out of your workouts if you WATCH PORNO before you hit the gym.
 
 
--Researchers in the U.K. figured it out by having professional rugby players watch different types of video before their training sessions.
 
 
--After watching an EROTIC clip or an AGGRESSIVE clip . . . like a UFC fight . . . the players reported stronger training sessions. Funny or motivational clips helped too, but not as much.
 
 
--Watching sad clips had a negative effect on the workouts.
 
 
--The researchers only tested this on men, so they can't say whether watching porno will lead to better workouts for women.
 
 
--But remember, this is about building up testosterone . . . so when you watch the porno, you HAVE to keep your hands off yourself, or else you won't get the proper effect.
 
Let me know if any of these work...

 

The Top Four Tips for Getting Out of a Ticket
 
Just about everyone has gotten a parking ticket or a speeding ticket at some point. So "Men's Health" talked to experts and came up with a guide to help you get out of your NEXT one. Here are their top four tips.
 
 
 
If You Get a Parking Ticket:
 
 
#1.) Make Sure It's 100% Accurate. Some people don't realize that even if one small piece of information is wrong, it can make a ticket invalid.
 
 
--Here are the specific things you need to check: The make of the vehicle, the license plate number, the time and date, and the address they wrote down.
 
 
--If any of those are wrong . . . or if the officer forgot to sign the ticket . . . you can probably challenge it and win.
 
 
#2.) Challenge It, Even If You're in the Wrong. Traffic courts are always busy, and they want to keep as many people from showing up as possible.
 
 
--So even if they don't dismiss the entire ticket, they'll most likely lower the fine. 
 
 
 
If You Get Pulled Over for Speeding:
 
 
#1.) Don't Try to Cry Your Way Out of It. If you're a guy, you obviously shouldn't even ATTEMPT it. If you're a woman, don't do it unless you're sure you can pull it off.
 
 
--Sometimes crying works, but most of the time the cop knows you're just trying to manipulate him. And if that's the case, you'll DEFINITELY get a ticket.
 
 
#2.) If You Were Speeding, Admit It. Cops hear the same excuses all the time, and they're really good at spotting a liar. So if you WERE speeding, just fess up.
 
 
--They hear so many lies, it's actually refreshing when someone's honest, so they might let you off with a warning. Whatever you do, don't argue . . . even if you're SURE you weren't speeding. It won't do any good.
 
 
--But it does help to be as prepared as possible. For example, cops hate it when they have to stand there and wait because you can't find your registration. So in the interest of not annoying him, make sure you know where it is.
 
 
--Just don't put him on edge by reaching in your glove box before he gets to the car. Instead, keep your hands on the steering wheel, and if it's dark out, turn on your light.
 
 
--He'll appreciate the fact that you're being considerate, and he might go easy on you.
Keep Our Servicemen and Women in your Prayers...

 

1,836 American Soldiers Have Died In Afghanistan
 
 
 • 1,836 American soldiers have died in the war in Afghanistan.
 
      
 • 14,837 American soldiers have been wounded in the war in Afghanistan.
 
 
 • We've lost ONE more soldier in Afghanistan as of Tuesday, November 15th.
 
 
 
 • 4,485 American soldiers have died in the war in Iraq.
 
 
 • 32,224 American soldiers have been wounded in the war in Iraq.
 
 
 • We haven't lost a soldier in Iraq since Monday, November 7th.
 
 
 • The war in Afghanistan is the longest war in U.S. history.
 
 
 • A record-breaking 245 American soldiers killed themselves in 2009. (CNN)
 
 
 • More U.S. soldiers are dying from drug overdose, suicide, murder, and accidents than from combat. (PoliticsDaily.com)
 
 
 • At least 103,536 Iraqi civilians have been killed. (IraqBodyCount.org)
 
 
 • 2.8 million Iraqis have been displaced. (Internal Displacement Monitoring Center)
 
 
 • We've spent $803 billion waging the war in Iraq, and $475 billion in Afghanistan.
 
 
 • It costs $390,000 to deploy a soldier for one year. (Congressional Research Service)
 



 

 

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